A smile can really take you miles

The Perfect Bahu must greet everyone with the perfect, unflinching smile. Be it your friends or enemies, she must maintain a demeanor of happiness and calm at all situations.

Just remembered, I have an appointment with my dentist tomorrow and meeting a few friends for a girly session. Excited! The dentist is quite a dish ;) got to pick something sexy to wear.

My International No Bra Day ;)

I always wear my blouse without a bra. Its more sexier that way. You should try too and trust me, you won't regret it ;)

The perfect bahu knows how to divert attention from difficult situations. In my case, my charm a bit of a pallu mishap always works to get people distracted at the crucial moment.

Change

I've been thinking of trying out some new designers. The older ones are getting really boring and I need some change in life. Plus how else to spend all this money! Some good fashion designers you'll know of?

I like a good ride ;)

I love fast and expensive cars. Today, I went out for a spin and it was like reliving my college days where I didn’t have to care about anything. Needed to do this to get my mind off things.

I don’t enjoy sleeping with Babuji anymore, he is pot-bellied and has a perennial backache and all we end up doing is missionary style. And, my husband is useless, I find him repulsive and completely unattractive; atleast Babuji is powerful and we both seem to think alike. I really think, I can be the only person who can support Babuji when it comes to his politics.

Money or Self-respect?

I am a bit disturbed today. Whatever happened, isn’t good. I feel helpless that I have to hide the truth about my brother-in-law, who cannot keep his stuff in his pants. He is quite a looker though but a dumb one!

What will happen to Babuji in election now? I am worried about the media and their love to make an issue out of everything! And the girl, its good that Babuji got her shut up. But, I have to say, these young girls of today have no morals: give them money and they shut up! If it were me, I would fight for my self-respect.

The Perfect Bahu will never take money to shut up; she, on the contrary, will be the one who will shut the others up and restore peace and calm to the household. I need some green tea to soothe myself down.

The family's honour

The Perfect Bahu will never let the honour of her family down. Mind you, if you do that, you will go down with them too. So it is important to uphold your family’s grace at any cost for the sake of yourself!

A Bed Of Roses

I certainly prefer the roses! I, for one believe that the better you smell, the more number of men will be drawn towards you. These men are such losers, it just takes a whiff of rose or a lavender to get them weak on their knees. My current favourite is Paul Smith’s Roses. I wear it every day after my shower and it drives my father-in-law crazy. I can feel it when he grabs me on the pretext of giving me 'ashirwaad' after my customary morning puja, his throbbing heart combined with his throbbing manhood that presses against me.  Such a dirty old man he is, but mind you, a very powerful one at that!